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Adam Josh: Brog

Webcam Cutie

Posted on January 30, 2012

 

As you should be aware by now, I'm a professional musician who takes himself extremely seriously, invests large amounts of money into promotion, and wants nothing more than to hear millions of fans screaming my name endlessly. I'm ridiculously insecure like that. I actually can't feel good about myself unless untold amounts of others are in love with me. I need to be worshipped. Yeah, worship me. Give me all your power and energy. Do you hear the sucking sound? That's me, feeding off you.

Sarcasm aside, I really like music. I listen to it quite a lot and I enjoy playing it as well. I don't ever want there to come a day where I don't enjoy playing it. Every time in my life when music has become a chore, wow, it's just bad times to even think about. Like dropping black ink in clear water, or polluting a fresh stream with toxic waste. I actually love music, so I really don't like mixing it with money or trying to profit from it. But that's me, you do whatever you want and I'll find other ways to make money for myself.

Welcome to adamjosh.com ...it's the site you're on.

Here's something I did today, the song is actually an old one, but I thought I'd take a stab at recording it on video. I didn't run any of the audio through an editing program, and all of the tracks were recorded first take, so with that in mind, here's Webcam Cutie:

 

The longer version of the story of how this song came to be includes an explanation of how I got involved with the now semi-defunct http://www.webcamcutie.com (it's a porn site so if you click that link you will probably see the nude human body in provocative poses. On the down/up side, you'll be getting aroused while listening to my music). Get a few falafals in me sometime and I'll tell you the whole deal.

Here's the link to listen to the original version of the song, back from 2008 http://adamjosh.com/audio/Adam_Josh_-_Webcam_Cutie_hifi.m3u

Head over to http://www.lkcb.ca/ and request Webcam Cutie, they've had it in their rotation since last year. They're awesome for playing my music. They're awesome because I say so.

 

And here's a string of things I tweeted while getting ready to record the song...

 

Strippers and musicians: What, you think you can have this for free? Uh uhh! You self-entitled s.o.b, I'm worth every penny you pay!
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Strippers and musicians: Don't you dare call me a bad parent! I love my children and everything I do is to provide for them! How dare you!
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Strippers and musicians: Are you looking at me? Good, keep looking. I like it when you look. Eww don't stare. Why are you staring?
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Hookers and musicians: Some recently just quit doing cocaine, for the hundreth time. Some have kids. Some are bad parents. Some travel.
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Strippers and musicians: Some are all like, "Hey look at me, don't you know who I am? And you're like, "No. Were you on Grey's Anatomy?"
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Hookers and musicians: Some have day jobs. Some are great at what they do, others aren't. Some have diseases they take medication for.
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Strippers and musicians: Why did you walk in there at noon? Some aren't ready until they're ready. You have to wait for the right moment.
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Hookers and musicians: Some will break out a crack pipe right in front of you. Some will ask you if you mind if they shoot up or not.
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Prostitutes and musicians: Try not paying either and see what happens. Some actually like what they do, others are just in it for the money.
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Strippers and musicians: Some have convinced themselves they do it better when they're high. You can bet that 99% are on something.
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Strippers and musicians: Some only do it when there being watched. Some don't need to be paid to do it. Some make a living out of it.

 

And with that, and 4 hours of video editing behind me, I'm going to bed.

 

Goodnight planet Earth. Goodnight other planets.