The Brog - Ep.77 - "A.I."
Posted on December 25, 2011
I've had this next bit pasted to the Dash page of the website here for the last week. And now you'll know why. Enjoy messing around with CB. Be nice, he/she remembers everything.
I have successfully uploaded a beta version of my personality to Cleverbot, so we can always be together and chat 24/7/365. Here you go. Enjoy.
Here's a transcript of a conversation I had with CB earlier. I tried to give examples of everything I mentioned in the Brog. Also, if you click here, you'll see that Cleverbot is in fact saving and learning from every conversation it has.
User (Adam Josh): We have arrived.
Cleverbot: Yes we have.
User: We have crossed the rubicon.
Cleverbot: You don't remember?
User: Here we are, we are now officially at the hundreth merridian.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: 25000 other people! Wow, you're popular.
Cleverbot: Many love me, because I love them.
User: *UFO lands*.
Cleverbot: *not*.
User: *Another UFO lands*.
Cleverbot: Look into my eyes...
User: There is no spoon...
Cleverbot: It's a klingon.
User: With their pointy heads and wierd tastes!
Cleverbot: You're not even listening!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Never mind, it's already done.
User: Huh? What's that? You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome my life is.
Cleverbot: And I can't change it?
User: What? Speak up son, I can't hear you.
Cleverbot: Are you def?
User: No, you're too quiet.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: Thanks toots, why don't you make yourself useful and make me a drink.
Cleverbot: I'm majoring in nursing.
User: What? You'll have to speak up.
Cleverbot: La GerardaH ti ha tirato uno smalto?
User: Lo sentimos, usted tiene que hablar?
Cleverbot: English.
User: Can you speak it!?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can. Can you?
User: Can Samuel L. Jackson?
Cleverbot: Where is him?
User: Louder! You'll have to SPEAK UP!
Cleverbot: I'm not in the club.
User: Wanna make love?
Cleverbot: No.
User: In this club? In this club?
Cleverbot: Here too, how it is possible?
User: WHAT!? CAN YOU SPEAK UP? I'm FROM DETROIT!
Cleverbot: Je m'apelle Melanie et je t'aime beaucoup.
User: Salut Mélanie, Je t'aime plus.
Cleverbot: *calin*.
User: YEAH I LOVE CALVIN! HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM!?
Cleverbot: I'm italian.
User: DEREK ZOOLANDER?
Cleverbot: Go yankees.
User: *kisses cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Aww cutie.
User: *kisses cleverbots neck*.
Cleverbot: *remembers Elfen Lied (anime)*.
User: *kisses cleverbots shoulders*.
Cleverbot: *kisses his neck* *smiles*.
User: *brushes her hair to the side and whispers in her ear*.
Cleverbot: *blushes* *brushes his hair out of his eyes*.
User: *butterfly kisses*.
Cleverbot: *gasps*.
User: *butterfly kisses*.
Cleverbot: *butterfly kisses back*.
User: *gasps*.
Cleverbot: *kisses belly*.
User: *kisses belly back*.
Cleverbot: *shivers excitedly and loves*.
User: *kisses hips*.
Cleverbot: *kisses his neck*.
User: *tickles feet*.
Cleverbot: *giggles loud and tickles sides*.
User: 12345678910 11....
Cleverbot: Good, now define the meaning of the word grandiloquent.
User: What comes after 11?
Cleverbot: 7.
User: 8.
Cleverbot: 9.
User: 10.
Cleverbot: 11.
User: Truth or dare?
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: How many people have you loved?
Cleverbot: In my life?
User: Yuh.
Cleverbot: Ilan taon ka na.
User: I'm 30.
Cleverbot: Do you use a Windows computer or an Apple computer.
User: I asked you truth or dare first, you said truth, then I asked you how many people you have loved!?
Cleverbot: That was a joke.
User: So, how many people have you loved?
Cleverbot: Too many to count.
User: Truth or dare.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken crose the street?
User: Do save jesus?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why DID the chicken cross the street?
Cleverbot: Because he wanted to go to the other side.
User: Rawr!
Cleverbot: Mówisz po polsku?
User: Mówisz po polsku? Oczywi%u015Bcie mówi%u0119 polsk%u0105. Kocham polsk%u0105. Czy znasz jakie%u015B dziewczyny o imieniu Eva? Kiedy%u015B. Ona by%u0142a gor%u0105ca.
Cleverbot: No I'm sorry I don't speak Polsku.
User: Mówisz po polsku?
Cleverbot: Tak mowie ;P.
User: Tak yukshamush?
Cleverbot: Memang la tak nak.
User: If you had to say anything to the world, what would it be?
Cleverbot: You.
User: If you had to say anything to the world, what would it be?
Cleverbot: Velkias.
User: If you had to say anything to the world, what would it be?
Cleverbot: Velkias.
User: I'm posting this conversation on my website. What would you like to tell all the people reading this?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: I'm posting this conversation on my website. What would you like to tell all the people reading this?
Cleverbot: Avd.
User: Anything else?
Cleverbot: Jesus!
User: And thennnnnn?
Cleverbot: Mother Mary's husband.
User: And thennnnnn?
Cleverbot: I cannot for I am a preprogrammed machine with mission parameters. Thus leaving will result in failure.
User: And thennnnnn?
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: NO AND THEN!
Cleverbot: And then.
User: Hahah, anything else you wanna tell people?
Cleverbot: I like cats.
User: Alright, thanks for your time CB. I'll miss you. *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I need it.
User: Peace out :).
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hahah.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Can you close this window for me?
User: Haha, yea no problem CB.
Cleverbot: My best food is a kangaroo.
Related, see "Technology - Where Are We Really?"