Adam Josh: Brog

Surely you aren't against helping sick people who can't communicate. Surely you don't want your kids to go missing. Surely you want to help Alzheimer's patients. Surely it's beneficial to have all your health records literally on your person at all times. You aren't against helping people, are you?

http://www.verichipcorp.com/index.html

And if you still aren't convinced, then I have two words for you: Nine eleven.

"The roots of VeriChip trace back to the events of September 11, 2001, when New York firemen were writing their badge ID numbers on their chests in case they were found injured or unconscious. It was evident there was a serious need for personal information in emergency situations."

You aren't with the terrorists, are you? Al-CIAda surely wouldn't want it's operatives to have RFID GPS devices implanted in them. You aren't Al-Qaeda are you? Real Americans get microchips implanted in them to prove they're patriots. Take one for America, and chip the dog while you're at it.